Rank/Record/Last Week
HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
1. Giants 5-0 (1) The G-Men have played 4 cupcakes and one mediocre team in Dallas. Not their fault, but they’ve taken care of business nonetheless. This week vs. New Orleans we will finally see if they are worthy of this spot.
2.Colts 5-0 (2) Another team that has played crappy teams but Peyton is the best QB in the league right now and seems like they can score at will. Tony Dungy who???
3.Saints 4-0 (3) A clash of the titans this week, and I don’t mean Tennessee. The G-Men come to town for a showdown of unbeatens and NFC supremacy. These two could meet again down the road…..
4.Broncos 5-0 (9) McDaniels is making those clueless Bronco fans look like idiots. You know, the ones who wanted to axe him for getting rid of Cutler before the season even started, you know who you are!
5.Vikings 5-0 (6) AARP Boy Favre says it’s the best team he’s ever been on… Maybe, but they are much weaker at QB than his other teams….
6.Bengals 4-1 (15) Only a fluke Denver TD away from being unbeaten. Took control of their division by beating Baltimore on the road, this is a pretty good squad.
7.Steelers 3-2 (7) Not hitting on all cylinders but took care of business against the Lions and will be 4-2 after this week. Once Polomalau is back, the defense will be much better.
8.Eagles 3-1(12) Another layup this week vs. Oakland before 3 division games in a row. They are still in the hunt and I can’t wait to see them against NY in a few weeks.
9.Patriots 3-2(4) In their 2 road losses, the offense was shutout in the second half of those games. Brady has been mediocre thus far and who would’ve thought the offense would be the weakness of this team? They could conceivably be 1-4 considering how the Bills and Ravens games ended.
10.Ravens 3-2(5) Another game, another week of blaming the refs. They claim the refs are penalizing physical play. No, they are penalizing stupid physical play…..
11.Jets 3-2(8) The loudmouths from NY left Miami with their tails-between-their-legs… A little less talking and a little more doing is needed here. Did Bart Scott even play Monday night? They are still tasting the ball from Miami running it down their throats….
12.Falcons 3-1(10) Nice rebound game for the dirty birds… tough to drop 2 spots after a win, but the Niners are the fraud-team-of-the week and don’t think they are better than the teams listed above, sorry.
MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION
13.Bears 3-1(11) 2 tough road games coming up against the Falcons this week and the Bengals the following week. They will go a long way in determining how good this team is….
14.Chargers 2-2(13) The sound you hear is their “window” closing…. Now that Denver is rolling, looks like the over-rated Bolts are not even going to win the division…. a MUST game this week or they will be 3 games behind the Donkeys…
15.Dolphins 2-3(22) The Fish saved their season on Monday by giving the Jets a reality check. However, can they win with the Wildcat every week? Not every team will take them as lightly as the Jets did….
16.Packers 2-2 (16) Hope they worked out some new O-lineman in the bye week or it’s bye bye season…
17. Cowboys 3-2(17) Their OT win probably saved Uncle Wade’s job for now but stay tuned… We’re not exactly watching a well-oiled machine down in big D…..
18. Niners 3-2(14) Can you say FRAUD??? Beat somebody out of your weak ass division and we’ll talk…..
19.Cardinals 2-2(18) Another weak NFC West team on display, ladies and gentlemen! How exactly did this team get to the Superbowl last year?
20.Texans 2-3(20) One of those teams in the league that you couldn’t pay me to watch. Boring…..ZZZZZZZZZ…..
21. Seahawks 2-3(24) If Hasselbeck can stay healthy, I still think they can win the division which shouldn’t be that hard…. A big if though considering Hasselbeck is made of fine china…
22.Jaguars 2-3(19) See Texans ….ZZZZZZZZZ…..
LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION
23. Panthers 1-3(27) Don’t go making any playoff plans, Panther fans… This team had to come from behind to beat the dysfunctional Redskins at home and is still not very good.
24.Redskins 2-3(21) You can change coaches and players all you want Redskins fans, but you will always be stuck with a tool of an owner….not looking too good….
25.Lions 1-4(26) Gave the Steelers a competitive game but there’s no moral victories in the NFL.
26.Browns 1-4(30) Their 6-3 win against Buffalo set back the NFL 50 years back to the leather helmet days…good lord….
27.Bills 1-4(23) See above….wow…how far will this franchise sink? How’s that T.O. acquisition working out so far? The lost decade continues……
28.Raiders 1-4(28) Should’ve saved the money spent on charter flights, hotels and food last weekend and just told the Giants to take the forfeit…. If you’re a Raider fan, how can you dress like an idiot and show up to their games??
29.Titans 0-5(25) Have they quit on Mr. G.Q.-on-the-sidelines? Sure looks that way….
30. Chiefs 0-5(31) Up one spot for taking the Cowgirls to OT. McDaniels is making Haley/Pioli look like morons… If I’m a Chief fan, I’m asking if we hired the right Belichick disciple?
31.Bucs 0-5(29) Yeah, let’s get rid of Gruden, he’s the problem….. How’s Plan B working out, Bucs fans?
32. Rams 0-5(32) Leader in the clubhouse for the easiest team to bet against if you want to make money.