Rank/Team/W-L/Last Wk
HEAVYWEIGHTS (Lombardi/Walsh/Belichick/Noll Division)
1.Steelers 4-1 (2) Now with Big Ben back at the helm, this team has fewer weaknesses than the rest.
2.Jets 5-1 (3) Fat Rex thinks his team is the best in the league…..of course he does… Let’s just hand them the Lombardi and cancel the rest of the season.
3.Ravens 4-2 (1) Does any team cry and whine more after losses than these guys do? Shut up and play….
4.Saints 4-2 (6) That was the Saint’s of last year on display down in Tampa.
5.Colts 4-2 (4) Having to work for wins so far this year, but still a lethal attack.
6.Patriots 4-1 (7) Beating Baltimore was a good confidence builder for the young defense.
7.Titans 4-2 (9) This team is flying under the radar and rank 3rd in points scored per game and 4th in fewest points given up. Not a bad combination.
8.Eagles 4-2 (15) Did Andy Reid really call himself “chubby“? Yeah okay, and Tiger Woods only likes an occasional piece on the side….
9.Giants 4-2 (10) Turned their season around in the last 3 weeks.
10.Falcons 4-2 (5) The Falcon is feared when he hunts near his nest… When he has to travel to hunt, he turns into a sparrow…
MIDDLEWEIGHTS (Johnson/Shula/Shanahan/Parcells Division)
11.Chiefs 3-2 (11) This team will be in the hunt for the AFC West all year long.
12.Dolphins 3-2 (17) Can’t win in the AFC East, but kicking ass in the NFC North…can they petition Sheriff Goodell to move?
13.Packers 3-3 (8) Unless they finally beat Brett “The Package” Favre this week at Lambeau, you can officially stick a fork in them.
14.Texans 4-2 (18) Play the over every week with this team…hi octane O with a sieve D….
15.Vikings 2-3 (21) Give an old man a Viagra and he wants to take pictures of it and text the world….
16.Redskins 3-3 (14) Memo to Shanahan: Get some D-backs that can catch the ball…. I know people who can catch better with their feet!
17.Bucs 3-2 (12) It was fun while it lasted, wasn’t it Buc Fans?
18.Bears 4-2 (13) Good defense can’t overcome a brutal offensive line and over-rated quarterback…
19.Seahawks 3-2 (26) Wow, a win away from the Emerald City…stop the presses.
20.Cardinals 3-2 (22) Bad news, Kurt Warner is still alive on Dancing with the Stars.
21.Chargers 2-4 (16) On track for an 8-8 year…8 wins at home, 8 losses on the road. Norv has em right where he wants em..
22.Bengals 2-3 (23) Did anyone think bringing in as many NFL tools as possible and coaching them with a terrible coach was going to end well?
23.Rams 3-3 (28) The road to respectability continues…
24.Broncos 2-4 (25) A little harder this year isn’t it Little Hoodie?
LIGHTWEIGHTS (Rich Kotite/Rod Rust/Wade Phillips Division)
25.Jags 3-3 (19) As pathetic and uninspired effort as I’ve seen from a Monday night home team in quite some time. Del Rio is a short-timer..
26.Cowboys 1-4 (20) A egomaniac, meddling owner, a clueless head coach, a team of D-Gigs with absolutely no leaders… other than that, print those superbowl tickets.
27.Niners 1-5 (30) When you’re 0-5 and you need a win, who you gonna call? Oakland Raiders!!!!
28.Raiders 2-4 (24) Committment to Mediocrity!! Just Lose baby!!!
29.Lions 1-5 (27) Another Detroit firm that needs a government bailout…
30.Browns 1-5 (29) When will The Walrus come out of the front office and replace The Rat???
31.Bills 0-5 (31) Breaking News on Buffalo Channel 12 News….. “The Bills didn’t lose this past Sunday!!!” Film at 11 O’clock….
32.Panthers 0-5 (32) At least the weather is nice in Charlotte so the fans with bags on their heads can do something else on Sundays…