Rank/Team/W-L
Neiman Marcus/Saks 5th Ave. Division
1.Packers 13-1 Hey, they are human after all! Was this a warning sign or just a wake up call?
2.Saints 11-3 Just humming along….but how will the Brees contract stalemate affect them?
3.Niners 11-3 Great defense, but redzone issues on offense will doom them in the end.
4.Patriots 11-3 Brady is the real miracle worker being 11-3 with this albatross of a defense…
5.Ravens 10-4 Not so tough away from home, are they?
6.Steelers 10-4 Big Ben is tough, but he shouldn’t have played last night. They will be better served getting him healthy for playoffs.
7.Lions 9-5 Looking like a shoo-in for a wildcard spot.
8.Falcons 9-5 The other wildcard from the NFC.
9.Texans 10-4 Can understand the offense sputtering, but the defense is supposed to be elite but wasn’t against Cam & Carolina.
10.Cowboys 8-6 In a dogfight with NY for division, the 2nd place finisher goes home.
Sears/Target Division
11.Jets 8-6 Unbelievably, this team still has good shot at the last wildcard spot.
12.Broncos 8-6 Unfortunately, God was in Kansas City last Sunday…..
13.Chargers 7-7 If they played this way all year, they’d be a shoo-in…
14.Eagles 6-8 So what…too little, too late.
15.Bengals 8-6 Need to win last 2 games and hope the Jets lose…
16.Giants 7-7 Anything’s possible in the NFC east with Dallas and the G-men so unpredictable…
17.Cardinals 7-7 A solidly mediocre team…
18.Seahawks 7-7 I’m so pumped and jacked about this squad…
19.Chiefs 6-8 A coach couldn’t have a better job interview than Romeo Crennel had on Sunday….HIRE the guy!
20.Titans 7-7 They just shit their pants in Indy….white pants at that!
21.Dolphins 5-9 If they hire Carl Peterson, it’ll be another lost decade in South Beach…trust me.
22.Panthers 5-9 Have potential to be next year’s breakout team.
23.Bears 7-7 Never thought I’d miss Chicken Cutlet so much…
Walmart/Dollar Store Division
24.Raiders 7-7 A promising season going down the toilet.
25.Redskins 5-9 Just keep Grossman as your QB and surround him with more talent….he’s better than average…
26.Bills 5-9 Not much mental toughness on that roster…
27.Jags 4-10 Start house shopping in LA guys…
28.Browns 4-10 Are there any franchises as direction-less as this one?
29.Bucs 4-10 The owners wanted to go cheap and hire an untested young guy…don’t bitch now that he’s showing his inexperience.
30.Vikings 2-12 When does the Twins’ spring training start?
31. Rams 2-12 Spags, we hardly knew ya….
32. Colts 1-13 They win one game and the statue-on-the-sidelines gets to keep his job? For what??? Nice job grooming the backup QB….