Rank/Team/W-L/Last Wk
HEAVYWEIGHTS/THOROUGHBREDS
1.Ravens 4-1 (1) They are consistent week in and week out with a tough physical style of play.
2.Steelers 3-1 (2) Now that the alleged rapist is back, we’ll see if they can take off from here.
3.Jets 4-1 (3) Showed a few chinks in the defense on Monday night, but thankfully for them, Favre did what he does best by throwing the crushing pick when it counts the most.
4. Colts 3-2 (6) As long as Manning is slinging it, they will be ranked high in this league.
5.Falcons 4-1 (8) Don’t look now but this team could be the class of the NFC.
6.Saints 3-2 (5) Not so easy being the hunted, is it?? They will have to fight just for their division.
7.Patriots 3-1 (9) Count me as someone who believes getting rid of Moss and re-acquiring Branch is a move in the right direction.
8.Packers 3-2 (4) Seem to be moving backwards…
9.Titans 3-2 (16) Porn Stache has them right in the hunt…
10.Giants 3-2 (19) The G-Men of the past 2 games are quite good, can they keep it up?
MIDDLEWEIGHTS/RODEO HORSES
11.Chiefs 3-1 (14) Probably got more respect for hanging with the Colts than those first 3 games…
12.Bucs 3-1 (18) Not a upper-echelon team, but a good solid team that doesn’t beat themselves. The kid coach ain’t bad…
13.Bears 4-1 (21) Got just what the Dr. ordered facing the Carolina Pussies after their beatdown by the G-men.
14. Redskins 3-2 (22) Now that this team is professionally coached, you can see the potential.
15.Eagles 3-2 (23) Thought they’d lay an egg out in SF, but they held serve.
16.Chargers 2-3 (11) Can’t win on the road…this is ugly even by Norv standards…
17.Dolphins 2-2 (15) Hopefully spent the bye week learning how to block on punts and FG attempts…and kickoff coverage too!
18.Texans 3-2 (7) I never learn with this team…every time I think they’ve arrived, they depart….same old Texans…
19.Jaguars 3-2 (20) How is this team 3-2 ?
20.Cowboys 1-3 (10) How BOUT those Cowboys?? Looking good Jerrahhh…
21.Vikings 1-3 (12) Moss or no Moss, you still have the ALL-TIME Pick leader Favre to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
22.Cardinals 3-2 (27) The best of a weak-sister division..
LIGHTWEIGHTS/GLUE MATERIAL
23.Bengals 2-3 (17) The Ship of Tools is sinking fast… with them losing games, what great timing for TO and Ochocinco to launch their reality show…good lord!
24.Raiders 2-3 (26) Beat SD for the first time in the modern times…
25.Broncos 2-3 (13) How’s that Maroney acquisition working out? Tebow would be a better option at RB.
26.Seahawks 2-2 (25) Too bad they can’t take the “12th man” on the road…
27.Lions 1-4 (29) Gave the Lambs a reality check last week.
28.Rams 2-3 (24) Let’s not put Bradford in the Hall just yet.
29.Browns 1-4 (28) How’s the Delhomme signing working out?
30.Niners 0-5 (30) It’s official…Singletary can’t coach, period.
31.Bills 0-5 (31) When you can’t beat the Jags at home, you really can’t beat anyone…
32.Panthers 0-5 (32) This team is setting offense back to the leather-helmet days. There are high-school teams that have a better passing attack.